Classic Bidet 2.0
We’ve upgraded our best-selling NIRVANIAN Classic bidet to make it even better! The new NIRVANIAN Classic 3.0 now features a feminine mode for more versatile cleaning and enhanced sustainability, all while providing the same fresh water cleanse you know and love. With a sleek design, easier installation, and improved nozzle functionality, it’s the perfect upgrade for your bathroom
Product Info
Product Name: NIRVANIAN Bidet 2.0
Based on nearly 1 million real pooping humans’ reviews, the NIRVANIAN Bidet 2.0 delivers all the signature NIRVANIAN features with mega upgrades for a cleaner, more comfortable bathroom experience.
Upgraded Features
• NEW Patented Self-Cleaning SmartSpray™ Nozzle: Automatically rinses before and after each use for enhanced hygiene. The nozzle retracts when the bidet is turned off, keeping it protected and clean.
• NEW Adjustable Water Pressure Control: Choose your perfect stream—from a gentle rinse to a strong, refreshing clean.
• NEW Precision Nozzle Adjuster: Targeted stream control allows precise cleaning for both your bum and front (Feminine Mode included).
• NEW Naturally Antimicrobial Bamboo or Brass Knob: A luxurious, eco-friendly design that keeps your bathroom modern, clean, and stylish.
• NEW Slim Body with Patented Buildup Resistant Design: A sleek profile that seamlessly integrates with your toilet while minimizing grime buildup.
Signature Features
• Feminine Mode: Specially designed nozzle angle for gentle and thorough front cleaning, ensuring comfort for everyone.
• Eco-Friendly Design: Reduces toilet paper usage by up to 80%, saving money while helping the environment.
• Tool-Free Installation: Quick and easy setup on most standard toilets in under 8 ½ minutes, thanks to universal adjustable seat fasteners.
• Universal Fit: Compatible with almost all standard two-piece and select one-piece toilets.
Why NIRVANIAN Bidet 2.0?
With over 16,000 5-star reviews and backed by expert support (text, phone, email, or video), the NIRVANIAN Bidet 2.0 ensures stress-free installation and exceptional performance. The 30-day risk-free trial and hassle-free returns guarantee your satisfaction.
Transform your bathroom with the NIRVANIAN Bidet 2.0—a cleaner, eco-friendly, and luxurious upgrade for your daily hygiene routine.
What's Included
The NIRVANIAN Classic Bidet 2.0 comes with everything you’ll need to install your bidet in under 8.5 minutes. This includes:
• NIRVANIAN Classic Bidet 2.0 Attachment
• Dimensions: 16”L x 9”W x 3.5”H
• Weight: 2 lbs
• Tank Adapter and Flexible NIRVANIAN Hose: Ensures an easy installation on almost any toilet.
• NIRVANIAN Classic Bidet 2.0 Owner’s Manual
• 1-Year Limited Warranty
Key Features
• NEW Patented Self-Cleaning SmartSpray™ Nozzle: Automatically rinses before and after each use for enhanced hygiene. The nozzle automatically retracts when the NIRVANIAN Classic Bidet 2.0 is turned off.
• Quick and Easy Installation: Install in 8 ½ minutes or less on most standard toilets, with no tools required.
Upgrade your bathroom with the NIRVANIAN Classic Bidet 2.0 for a cleaner, more sustainable hygiene routine!
Risk Free Trial
• Risk-Free Trial: Try the NIRVANIAN Bidet 2.0 risk-free for up to 99 days.
• Free Returns: If you’re not completely satisfied, you can return the product within 99 days for a full refund—no questions asked.
• Return Process:
1. Email our support team at support@nirvanian.com with your order number.
2. Follow the instructions provided to print a prepaid return shipping label.
3. Pack the item securely and drop it off at the nearest shipping center.
• Refund Timeline: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after the returned item is received.
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F.A.Q.
How do I use NIRVANIAN Classic Bidet 2.0?
Sit, poop, spray, pat dry. Turn the dial on your BIDET control panel to activate the bidet nozzle after you plop. Fresh, pressurized water will spray your b-hole clean. Let it flow for a few seconds before patting your booty dry with a towel or a few squares of bamboo TP
Can I install the NIRVANIAN Classic bidet myself?
100%. You don’t need any plumbing expertise to install your NIRVANIAN bidet. In just 8 ½ minutes, using a basic screwdriver and the connections included in your bidet kit, you’ll be pooping in an upgraded throne.
What are NIRVANIAN Classic Bidet 2.0's measurements?
You only need 11" from the centerline of your toilet in order for NIRVANIAN to fit into any tight space.
How does the water get hooked up to the Bidet?
It really is as easy as 1-2-3 before you number 2. Simply use the adapter provided in the box to connect the Bidet to the water supply that fills your toilet tank. The included hose will connect the adapter to the Bidet. There is no electrical hook-up, it's pressure based, all you need to do is turn the knob and water will come out like bum washin' magic! Takes 10 minutes to install on standard toilets!
How Do I Set Up A Subscription Order?
If you've had a change of fart, you can return your undamaged Bidet within 30 days of your initial order date. Be sure to check with our supportive Poo-Rus—we've got solutions for most any install scenario!
Pre-authorization for all returns must be obtained from NIRVANIAN. If a return is sent without prior authorization, it will not be refunded or credited. So be sure to use our returns portal to get that authorization!
BIDET Limited Warranty: Our bidets come with a 12-month guarantee on equipment and parts. We will promptly replace any defective parts, free of charge, within the specified warranty period.
Note on Refunds: Refunds include only the cost of the product; we do not refund shipping fees or customs fees you may have paid on your original purchase. If you are returning your product before opening the box, please do not open the box or break the security seal before returning it. Receiving a sealed box will significantly speed-up your refund once the box is received at our returns facility. 10% will be deducted from your refund to cover shipping and restocking costs.
Is NIRVANIAN Classic 2.0 ASME and CSA certified?
NIRVANIAN Classic and NIRVANIAN Spa are both American Society for Mechanical Engineers (ASME) and Canadian Standards Association (CSA) certified. Essentially, that means that they are compliant with commercial and residential plumbing standards.